"Dog
Hair"
- The Sheepdogs'
Version of
the Musical,
"Hair"
"They ask us why,
we are Shaggy Guys
We're shaggy morning
noon and
nighty night night.
Give us a head with
hair,
long scraggly hair.
Merle, White, Gray
and Shiny,
on our paws and
on our heiney,
Give us down to
there hair,
Get it on your
clothes, hair,
Here Patrick, there,
Henry,
ev'rywhere, Cricket,
Molly.
Hair, hair, hair,
hair, hair
Hair, hair, hair.
Blow it, Buzz it,
Long as we can
brush it our Hair.
Let it fly in the
breeze
'til it makes Uprights
sneeze,
a place for homeless
fleas, our hair!
Scratchin' with
the fleas (yeah)
and make Uprights
sneeze (yeah)
and blow dust bunnies
every where:
Hair,hair,hair,hair,hair
Hair, hair, hair
Comb it, Punk it,
Long as we can
fuss with our hair...
We like it long,
short, buzzed or not,
muddy, pretty,
shaggy, matty,
much more than
our Upright Daddy,
Powdered, sandy,
wet beards, whiskers,
tails or not
depending all with
hair,
parted, covered,
dipped in chocolate,
snow-caked with
cling-ons in it.
Rip it, tease it,
whip it,
dunk it in the
toilet,
anything that decorates
our hair:
like SPAGHETTI
Oh say can I see
through my hair
if you don't comb it back,
then I can't
Hair, hair, hair,
hair, hair
Hair, hair, hair.
Shag it, Bag it,
Long as we can
play with our hair. |
